I'm still a narcissist

This is a post, as you are well aware of. I feel like I didn't really give a lot of information about me in my about page, so if for some reason, like me, you want to know information about everyone, you're in luck. Here are some things I like- and not "strange" things that I want to tell you about like my favorite commercial, but "actual" things that people tell other people they like when they're being narcissistic or are really bad at trying to start a conversation. Also, I just realized that Daniel is doing this too, wow. I swear I didn't copy off of him. Please follow his blog because he's amazing. I'm probably going to have more than one thing listed in all of the things I like because- surprise, surprise- I can't make decisions. I know, it's quite shocking.

Things I like, starting now (yes, yet another unoriginal idea).

Favorite food - I don't have a favorite because I like mostly all foods, but I'd say sushi or something because sometimes I am an Asian stereotype.

Favorite animal(s) - Axolotls and cats.

Favorite color(s) - Blue, green, and anything in between. Just to clarify, when I say- or type, I guess- anything in between, I mean any colors in between blue and green, like blue-green. But, did you see what I did there/

Favorite book series - The Chaos Walking series and Percy Jackson series.

Favorite Spongebob Character(s) (idea stolen from Daniel again) - Patrick, Plankton, and Gary.

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Now I'm just going to name things I like (refer to the title of this post for the reason why)
-Drawing
-Procrastinating
-Reality TV
-Memes
-Ranting
-Reading
-Pretending I'm smarter than I actually am
-Irony 
-The song Gary Come Home
-Conspiracy theories

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Here are some things I don't like because I like wasting my time. I'm sure people aren't interested in this but I'm bored, so yeah.
-The color yellow
-When people sneeze in their hands
-Ignorance
-Sincerely judgmental people (which just describes me, honestly, since I'm the biggest hypocrite ever)
-Feeling disappointment/disappointing people
-Talking to people (sometimes, because I get anxious when people confront me and I don't know what to say. I'm really socially awkward)
-When I'm too lazy to do something but I really have to do it, which happens all the time 
-My lack of social skills
-Insomnia
-Really bad grammar mistakes
-Country music (does this one really need explaining)
-SHOPPING

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I just realized that the last thing I said about what I don't like contradicts to me saying I like procrastinating. Well, my emotions change very easily. So, uh. If you read this far, congratulations, you win a new nonexistent car. But really, why would you read all of this and put yourself through that? Also, here's a fun game: count how much times the word "I" (is I a word?) is in here.